IN Lula 3D the gamer will have to play for the busty beauty Lulu, who abandoned her criminal career and decided to become a director of very spicy films. Her biography includes such crimes as theft, robbery with the infliction of light bodily and prostitution, so that the main character is not as simple as it seems. It all starts with the fact that right before the shooting of her film, three twin actresses disappear, in search of whom the blonde goes. An erotic quest will allow the player to visit a wide variety of locations, gradually solving the disappearance of three girls.
First of all, the main hero will find a cassette with a video in which the bandits kidnap girls and take them away in an unknown direction, then the character will see a box of matches with the address of a club in San Francisco and, without wasting a minute, will go in search of future stars. And at locations you can see couples kissing, and not only, at the sight of which Lula will not skimp on eloquent comments, seasoned with black humor and obscene language.
Despite the fact that Lula 3D is a quest, in fact there are no particularly difficult riddles and puzzles in it. Did a development company really ask the Lula voice-actress to piss, fart and then giggle at her naughtiness when you command her to go to the toilet? Just how low is this game going to go - and how abysmal will it be when they do it? Unsurprisingly, game controls are awful, puzzles inane and progress governed by doors that magically unlock themselves after you've spoken to everyone who's lounging around town about life as a hooker or giving blowjobs.
And as for the box-touted 'Breast Bounce technology' -if Lula's bright pink assets bounce realistically, then I've clearly been talking to the wrong kind of girls for the entirety of my life. Or at least the more recent bits of my life, in which Bk I've been talking to girls.
And yet I play it simply to see what, or who, is coming round the next corner. The game is just so inexorably, mind-bogglingly ignorant of how either real games or real sex works that it spread-eagles itself a fair way into the so-bad-it's-good'category. This isn't a victory for the game though: it's a sad indictment of my moral character and my ongoing fascination with the truly, woefully inept. Installed and running perfectly on the latest version of Windows 10 Pro 64 bit.
Zero issues. Mounted the iso and installed it. Applied the NoCD patch. Installed nGlide and it's running great at x Hz 0 point. Jonathan85star -1 point. Yeeh 0 point. Seems that ppl here dont know or remember how to virtually set a the cd with for example daemon tools. Struck 2 points. KriminHall 0 point. Riya 1 point. Gustavo Alcantara 0 point. Share your gamer memories, help others to run the game or comment anything you'd like.
If you have trouble to run Lula 3D Windows , read the abandonware guide first!
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